Jiu Jitsu movie review & film summary (2020)

We crash land in an unnamed jungle and hit the ground running with some guy (Alain Moussi) in an ill-fitting cloak. He is running while flying ninja stars, which also spark electricity, chase after him. Cloak-man seems more than capable of dodging these tacky-looking things just by running and moving around them. He also doesn’t seem to be in a great rush. Maybe he’s out for a jog—in the future.

In any case, Sweaty Guy is moving, he's dodging, he's gotten to the edge of the forest and lo, he's found a sunlit cliff, a climax that maybe reminds you of a similar scene from other films. But this is "Jiu Jitsu" and our guy is duty-bound to jump into the water, twisting around and "arrgh"-ing all the while, as if to compensate physically for the scene's other dramaturgic shortfalls. The opening credits play as Moussi’s character sinks underwater, now animated to look like a comic book (possibly using the comic book filter from a Macbook’s Photo Booth app?). He's sinking like James Bond, slowly, hands outstretched, body plummeting in slow-motion. What a rush.

If you think it took too long to get this far: boy, are you in for a rough sit with “Jiu Jitsu,” an action movie whose plot doesn’t really kick in until about 40 minutes into its generously padded 102-minute runtime. Until then, there’s a lot of throat-clearing about the real identity of Jungle Man, I mean Jake, an amnesiac who eventually discovers that he’s a member of the Jiu Jitsu order, and therefore is fated to spar with Brax (Ryan Tarran), a night-vision-and-invisibility-cloak-using space alien. Brax comes to earth once every six years using a portal that accompanies the above-mentioned comet. He can only be stopped by Jake and a crack team of Jiu Jitsu fighters, including Juju Chan, Frank Grillo, and Tony Jaa.

Nicolas Cage is also in “Jiu Jitsu,” though you can probably tell he’s not in it for long since he’s the final cast member listed in the introductory credits (the dreaded “and Nicolas Cage”). Cage plays Wylie, an appropriately Cage-y eccentric who lives in a cave, and resembles a Party Giant version of Dennis Hopper’s reclusive, self-styled head in “Apocalypse Now” thanks to his Ray-Ban shades, red headband, and tacky, pseudo-knowing dialogue, like “You look puzzled. Are you puzzled? I mean, I get it, I'm puzzled. I'm real puzzled.” If only: “Jiu Jitsu” is sadly exactly what it looks like, a timid, generic throwback that’s neither campy nor composed enough to be much fun. Even Cage’s scenes aren’t crazed and/or thrilling to warrant your attention: he pops up a few times, and teases viewers with mildly sassy one-liners, like when he pushes Jake into his favorite chair and says, “That's my favorite chair. I knew you'd find it comfortable.”

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